How They Got Here: No. 3

Hundreds of people find Unpious every day, coming from many different sources. Some (we have to imagine) arrive completely unintentionally through the magic and brilliance of search engines.

Here are some of our favorite search terms that viewers used to track us down this week, with our commentary:

“i know names infidelity in hasidic boro”

I can just see it now: “Aveiros” – the new celebrity magazine, chock full of the latest rumors of who’s sleeping around in Williamsburg, who’s sneaking into movie theaters in Boro Park and which women are growing stubble under their turbans in Kiryas Yoel! Exclusive paparazzi shots!

“shabbos expectations”

Chicken soup, shnapps, the Friday night mitzvah, davenin (close two new customers), chulent, flatulence, nap, potato salad, havdala.

“love is prayer”

That’s what I keep on trying to tell my Rebbe!

“haredi judaism is a scam”

Hey, at least they have no failed raptures on their hands (our Lubavitcher friends notwithstanding).

“bais yaakov lingerie”

Is that a new label? Because it should be. We see a billion-dollar industry niche…

Just think of him in the mikva. The men’s mikva, that is.

“horny kollel wives”