How They Got Here: No. 16

Hundreds of people find Unpious every day, coming from many different sources. Some (we have to imagine) arrive completely unintentionally through the magic and brilliance of search engines.

Here are some of our favorite search terms that viewers used to track us down this week, with our commentary:

“history of yiddish civilisation”
We came, we saw, we kvetched.

“leah vincent and samuel katz live”
Great idea! Somebody’s got to take over from Oprah…

“why doesnt kabbalah throw madonna out”
I can’t possibly imagine.

“can you rip paper towels on shabbas”
We grant you a full heter, as long as you eat a cheeseburger simultaneously – you know, for a shinuy.

“where can I download bein gavra legavra“
Frumgossip.com, maybe?

“halacha erotic zones“
Come again?

“who is an apikores“
Depends. You want to fight ‘em or join ‘em?

“sexy ex frummies“
There are no other kinds.