How They Got Here: No. 22

Hundreds of people find Unpious each day, coming from many different sources. Some arrive, we imagine, completely unintentionally through the magic and brilliance of search engines. Here are some of our favorite search terms that brought viewers to our pages, along with our own thoughts:

“how to get a gun license in monsey”
Oh my. Have things gotten that bad?

“mark twain jews consciousness of the world”
Yup, he wrote something to that effect. The greatest of his literary achievements, of course.

“where to spend shabbos on the strip in “las vegas””
Um, perhaps you’d like to visit some of their excellent casinos.

“why i can’t find a shiduch for my son”
And for that you come to us?

“can scarlett johansson speak yiddish”
Imagine that. A whole new world of fantasy for chasidish males.

“how to get laid as a yeshiva bochur”
Try your roommate, maybe?