How They Got Here: No. 4

Hundreds of people find Unpious every day, coming from many different sources. Some (we have to imagine) arrive completely unintentionally through the magic and brilliance of search engines.

Here are some of our favorite search terms that viewers used to track us down this week, with our commentary:

“how to tell a brother you love them”

We recommend phrases like “I love you” or actions that seem to convey caring and affection. If that doesn’t work, try setting them on fire.

“shaitel fetish”

Wow. Try Dan Savage, but that might be too weird even for him.

“horny bochur”

Isn’t that redundant?

“unpious mobile”

Are you thinking iPhone App or our average reader taking a post-chulent stroll?