News Round Up – Thurs. 7/28/11

Crown Heights Gold, an art exhibit marking the 20^th anniversary of the Crown Heights Riots has just opened at the Bedford-Stuyvesant Restoration Corporation Center for Arts and Culture Skylight Gallery.

Chabad Rabbi Kaplun Elyashiv is suing the Landwer café chain for allegedly using his photograph without permission, to promote their kashrus. Yet another proof that if men’s faces were also blurred in photos, we’d all be better off.

Montreal’s Beis Din is being lauded for advising parents to educate their children about inappropriate touching, but some criticize the Beis Din for not advocating that parents take allegations of molestation to the police. “That’s not our purview to discuss what people should do,” Rabbi Saul Emanuel, executive director of the Beis Din, told a reporter. ROFFL, Rabbi Emanuel. Rolling on the fucking floor.

Agudath Israel of America is thrilled that the TSA has implemented new scanning technology which uses a generic image of a body, rather than a passenger’s own physical details. One source of zerah levetala down, 329 billion more to go.

And bringing that number down to 328, 999,999,999 , cancel your Facebook account and head on over to FaceGlat, where you can experience the joys of virtual bonding with your same sex buddies, a mechitza firewall blocking you from peeking at pics of hot kollel wife babes or RebSteamy dudes.

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