How They Got Here: No.20
Unpious.com Staff Writer2011How They Got HereHundreds of people find Unpious every day, coming from many different sources. Some (we have to imagine) arrive completely unintentionally through the magic and brilliance of search engines.Here are some of our favorite search terms that viewers used to track us down this week, with our commentary:
“sensual orthodox shabbos massage”
Man, those Flatbush nail salons are getting creative…
“what bracha on breasts?”
For some, that’ll be a shechiyanu.
“tznius objectifies women”
Wait — It doesn’t empower them? Feldheim – I’ve been lied to!!!!
“holy rollers quotes hashem”
We have a feeling He isn’t pleased with the attribution
“why is union square park so weird?”
Want weirder? Visit Williamsburg on October 6. Then follow your nose to the live chickens.
Bonus terms: Just because we like the random shit we get…
“how to eat schmaltz herrings”
“fat woman sitting on bench”
“chassidishe langa gatches”
“ער וועט פלוצלינג קענען פלאנדזשען דיין טוילעט”
(Translation: Suddenly he’ll know how to unclog your toilet.)
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“what bracha on breasts?”
For some, that’ll be a shechiyanu.
I think that the correct answer is….. “al netilat shadayim”….