How They Got Here: No. 23
Unpious.com Staff Writer2011Briefly NotedHow They Got HereNews & MediaBriefly NotedHumor
Hundreds of people find Unpious each day, coming from many different sources. Some arrive, we imagine, completely unintentionally through the magic and brilliance of search engines. Here are some of our favorite search terms that brought viewers to our pages, along with our own thoughts:
“Lipa schmeltzer boobs”
Is that the name of his latest hit?
“Hangouts for hot off the derech girls”
Why, are you looking to have your loser butt kicked?
“Daas Torah unpious”
Let us know when you find out. We sure can use a ban right around now.
“Fuck besser”
Boteach’s latest bestseller?
“How to be tsnius and look cute”
Go directly to back of the bus. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.
“evolution of sheitels”
All from one single-celled chumra, perhaps?
“supergartel”
Is that what they’re putting in ’sippurei tzaddikim’ these days?
“why does the conservative movement accept triangle k”
Do they? Bunch of lowlife shkutzim. Next they’ll be allowing Wise potato chips.
Recovered from the Wayback Machine (copy of 2012-04-14). Original page in the Wayback Machine.
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