How They Got Here: No. 24

Hundreds of people find Unpious each day, coming from many different sources. Some arrive, we imagine, completely unintentionally through the magic and brilliance of search engines. Here are some of our favorite search terms that brought viewers to our pages, along with our own thoughts:

“is iud kosher”

Regardless of hashgacha, we wouldn’t recommend eating one.

“sexy+hasidic+mature+women”

Ah, yes, the famed Borough Park RILFs  (rebetzins I’d like to finagle).

“amish premarital sex”

Maybe we should expand the franchise: Unpious 2.0: The Mennonite Edition

“yahweh@heaven.com”

That explains the lack of response! We left out the second “h.”

“modern marranos”

That’s as good a label as any for too many of our friends living double lives in hiding and fear.