How They Got Here: No. 25

Hundreds of people find Unpious each day, coming from many different sources. Some arrive, we imagine, completely unintentionally through the magic and brilliance of search engines. Here are some of our favorite search terms that brought viewers to our pages, along with our own thoughts:

“madonna+hashem+real+estate+lisence”

Sounds like a great business plan to us.

“how to test for virginity”

We don’t recommend this method

“why does the western wall have many cracks?”

To get to the other side! Oh, wait- wrong joke.

“amish sex through a sheet”

Amish?? That’s our gig! Don’t go stealing our shit, Mennonites!

“seventeen days of fog”

Sounds like me after my birthday. Man, what a party!

“good use for non tznius clothing”

Ah, the dilemma of every thrifty BT. Here’s an idea: donate it to your local OTD kid.