How They Got Here: No. 2

Briefly Noted

Hundreds of people find Unpious every day, coming from many different sources. Some (we have to imagine) arrive completely unintentionally through the magic and brilliance of search engines.

Here are some of our favorite search terms that viewers used to track us down this week, with our commentary:

“madonna’s kabbalah home”

Believe you me, it ain’t no Boro Park basement apartment.

“how we can do intercourse”

We’re happy to provide a set of helpful pointers

“niddah makes me depressed”

Us too.

“do many people leave haredi”

Your Local Orthodox Rabbi says no. He also says the world was created 5,771 years ago, so…

“lesbian desires heimish”

Glad you specified. Lesbian desires chasidish are, you know, a totally different ballpark.

“kugelech”

Oy, the nostalgia. If you’re a Yiddish speaker, you can take a look here.